Mood Ring

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
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We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
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We've also discovered that when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond............
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