What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Well, for example, my partner and myself went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
We called him a turd.
He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So we called him an arsehole.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care.
We'd come into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.It's important at our age.